*I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness*
*Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.*
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party"- Ron White
" A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul"- George Bernard Shaw
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